@trev: yeah, i always equate mercury grand marquis with old people.

well look at that. i figured the mercury brand would last at least as long as social security. you don't think this is a sign of things to come do you?

does it bother anyone else that the front plate frame is crooked? IT'S CROOKED!

@Death By Cornbread: it's spelled :(

@KeyserSöze: well, we all know what happened to roman civilization.

@Nick:

bah

@BrtStlnd: Texas muni bonds will sell right away. and people will be happy to buy 'em up too.

this is me working my way to the top of BP.

@Tar2008Heel: nah, it's that pot head patrick i worry about.

@G8powered: they aren't paying for it now.

is it just me or does that paint look horrible? at first i just thought the color photoed poorly, but i saw one the other day on the road and the color just looks dull and flat. it's as if they ran out of clear coat or couldn't fully dedicate to the matte finnish. anyone else have a strong distaste for it too?

@ourtimedownhere: is that kinda like a super salad?

@Drew and nøt U: actually, i don't think it has any toyota parts.

i think it still safely qualifies as a rice rocket.

@Tossed Accord Taco Salad all over Malibu's face: yeah, but if it was CSI i would have changed the channel.

what is the red car reflected in the paint?

@GreenN_Gold: hmmm, you make a good point.

alright. when these petty marketing schemes take to Texas' streets — i say enough. Nissan . . . Porsche. Both of you listen up. You're on notice. one more craptastic PR stunt like this and i yank both of your licenses. license to drive, license to fish, license to ill. all of 'em. DON'T TEST ME!

i don't know why, but this reminds of a time i was left to drive a u-haul from austin to san antonio by myself because all my bodies rode in my friends camaro. anyway, a majority of the way down they were drafting me in the uhaul and then decided to start orbiting me. when 35 went to three lanes i would stay in the…