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@DianaBoston: what kind of sick person studies the abuse and death of defenseless animals? vegetarians must be horrible people.

@87CapriceEstate: yes, austin is full of hippies.

but truck drivers always pick up hitch hikers.

@Maxis47: go figure. i always looked at em as the same size as a ranger.

@w1llk: yeah, i sat there a few minutes and realized i needed to come back and apologize.

@mkbruin: canyon

@CJinSD: awww shucks mister. can ya just make 'er loud?

i almost had you.

this must be joke. you aren't gonna convince me toyota put the brakes on. not gonna happen.

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: dead. He's dead.

no 'ring time?

@JC Whitless: i have no depth perception and i do fine. please do not alert the dmv

why is he driving? three steps in any direction and he's there.

this is the good stuff that happens when you don't run your state into the ground. you other states are on notice. all 46 of ya.

@Gearhead_42: have you been here lately? there is a lot of dirt we still gotta pave over.

this makes me angry

@JuanOxido: we disagree.

i believe it's first use was as a tissue. stay strong big guy — stay strong.