you know — i was wondering why you guys weren't on the guest list.

@dal20402: yeah, in texas the garages have clearance but they still have spots outside for the really tall vehicles. i actually park my tundra right by a Raptor here at work in the garage.

and let it be known. i did it in only 6 moves. where's your 10 year old boy wonder now, Herr Wörle?

@gman1023: yeah, but you instantly lose your "cred" with the ladies if you have one and can't park the beast.

@powermatic: jeeves not iron your newspaper this morning? eesh, loosen the ascot.

@Daveinva: i disagree. trucks can be pretty simple to park when you back them in. actually, they are easier to park when you back them in.

@oddfish: well, a truck will get you a case of beer every time you help a friend move.

@cobrajoe: they rotate the players, but the story is always the same.

Your move, Russia.

as a young hoon in high school i was still under my parents' roof and didn't have to pay for much more than gas. well, that meant my respect for tires wasn't really a healthy one. so friday or saturday night we were at the movies and they had off-duty cops partoling the parking lot to keep us all safe. before i…

istanbul was constantinople

here in texas you have to have your current and i assume accurate address on your DL. i think it would be well worth the ticket, though, to present this to an officer when pulled over.

i got a used mazda i will make a deal on. wink and wink.

@speakerboy: i believe out of 10 points this car earns 13.

i just wanna know who tagged the garage door. i bet it was some darn ricers and their GTRs

this reminds me. i gotta pick up a tux today after work. you know — an exhibition of someone else's poor taste.

@brachial_plexus: we'd stop it, but they just drive themselves.

or it may be to dodge his wife before a settlement is reached and he gets hosed. eh, ehhhhhh?

@joe-guy: and i would like to introduce you to the internet. i think she's single. wink wink

i was hoping for more of a Honolulu drift.