unless the 80's left several pounds of coke in the seats then crack pipe.

i am appalled at the jalopnik commentariat. why is everyone harping on the police for ruining the good time of some kids. kids that probably live their lives 24/7 having a good time. what about the needs of the local law enforcement? folks that are not out 24/7 having a good time, but instead protecting your persons…

Hank is not amused, young man.

@John Krewson: you should see what miracle grow did to my roses. made them blow right up and now i am the envy of my retirement home.

HEB? you're in Texas?

i don't know about the rest of the country, but 'round these parts they throw money in the bed when you buy one. the rebates for rangers can get pretty ridiculous. i guess when you are working off a platform that old you can afford it.

god that lead picture makes me dizzy. i need a smoke.

i'd say the blonde in the background has just the right level of customization. very tasteful.

big rigs keep on floating

@nataku8_e30: bahahahahahahaha. that's horrible. shame on you.

does he know Xzibit doesn't have a car show anymore? that nobody is gonna swoop in and save the day? that he is gonna have to live with this forever?

@GåßëÊdwå®d§ - Jalopy Gopnik Hooligan: it was a joke referring to the latest ps3 update that eliminates the option to install another OS. but thanks for the link.

can i mod my ps3 with linux? no? oh, ok.

@Piloter: what do you mean, proud? he is wearing a mask. pffft

everything i ever needed to know about Buda i learned in September 1920.

i have no need in my truck for such trickery. i would have slapped this girl and told her to put a towel down. i don't sea salt and sand all over my seats. what's wrong with you, woman?

alright, i have copied and saved that template. if i ever see it again on jalopnik someone is gonna have some 'slpainin' to do.

i can't stand that bimmers always wear those loud hawaiian shirts. someone buy them a simple polo or t-shirt. they look like a friggin' tourist every where they go.

@DFW: the M5 is so epic it's its own verb now?

@JayP71's new car is worth 5 jalop points: i have seen with with several cats and dogs, but not 13. oh and it was only cats and dogs.