i still love my 2 year old truck, but the honeymoon ended the first week when someone thought it would look better with a "X" keyed into the rear quarter panel. thank you stranger with an eye for flare.

i hate to admit this, but it's the exact reason i got rid of my speed6. before something like this happened. 'cause i was due.

it has been reported that an industrious 5 year old pieced together the rubble below to find it read: "compact only."

@LTDScott: altough i admire your joke — i belive this would qualify as a zombie ride.

i hate to say it, but aren't they just picking on test drivers? i figured there are a lot of drivers that treat the autobahn like the Nürburgring.

@OfficerRabbit: you guys don't like italicized words or what?

thank you for translating the spec sheet to american. very helpful.

@alexLmx6: would have caught me.

does it bother anyone else that there is no crumple safety barrier in front of that jersey barrier? just an orange traffic cone.

i don't see the problem?

this is like jersey shore and real housewives rolled into flavor of love. epic.

pffft. five year plan. alfa is just gonna end up a short-order cook at hooters.

i hate bed covers. i can't believe this guy put one on his truck.

@The Dead Inside Group of Companies Limited: what is "holding it in?" is this a new technique i should pursue that would aid in getting second dates?

this reminds me of courting a woman. the countless hours of set-up and preperation to score 30 seconds of bliss. excuse me — 35 seconds of bliss.

ummm, sooooo correct me if i am wrong but can a top down view of a license plate really reveal what is on the face of it? or do the shoot the photos from some where over australia?

i remember a race a few years ago where two of the cars looked like they were doing synchronized swimming. the both spun out at the same time, traveled the same, recovered exactly the same and kept going. it couldn't have been more perfect if it was pros that had it orchestrated. it was friggin' awesome.

@vavon205: it's a country within a state within a country.

little bunny foo foo — hopping through the traffic — setting up the motorists — so the cops can fuck up your day