John McEnroe as John Munch.

“the bowl-free, natural way to feed your cat.”

Nope, LaVar would be in a trash can if this were true.

Not sure how you can argue MLB and Overwatch are similar enough to cause confusion. I mean Overwatch players are in far better physical condition.

You wouldn’t have to hold your breath at all considering that I worked my way through community college and have been at this site for 5 years.

Pretty sure they’re not called dongs over there, they’re called knobs.

Hang on. How is it possible that my two favorite craft beers broke the Quintana trade?

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

Can’t wait for the author disclosure at the bottom of the first Rosenthal Blight Sox blog.

Time to move on to Phase II of his career: horse procurer.

Shawn Long’s Lawn Blog

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

And now for a ridiculously dumb story that you shouldn’t bother reading:

Quality BBQ is not made in a crockpot

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

Whither the “Nightmare Fuel” tag?

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Whenever someone tries to tell me about their golf game, I too think about Nelson Mandela and wish I could do 27 years in prison instead.