That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

Warriors fan here for going on something like 30 years. So, you can take it all with a grain of salt, but I’m not a bandwagoner or anything.

The rare “pants off yet opting for second over third base” maneuver.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Who’s already sick of that stupid “black sheep” Nissan ad? That girl spilled paint all over the damn driveway. I’M NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP MISSY!

We’ve also long since passed Peak Tom Middleditch.

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

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big idiot’s beef

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

He’s never been IN the black either.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Great now I don’t believe in climate change or the earth being round.

FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

One of these guys could have left Buffalo ten days ago and one could have left two days ago yet both of them are still inexplicably still in Buffalo.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

...profits?

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.