Calvin is a Natural, just like Hobbs.

Not nearly as shitty as the comments on another site.

Filed to: ParoleMets.

In 2016 a woman sitting down the right field line with a full tray stacked full of food and beer- probably $100 worth at ATT Park in San Francisco prices- deliberately extended the tray to place it directly beneath a foul ball hit her way. It was a perfect bullseye. Everything on the tray somersaulted twice before…

Reading this article reminded me of that one really funny column Simmons did, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

My letterjacket was like $300. I felt like a ridiculous asshole wearing it the moment I graduated, and tbh I probably already was one anyway.

This is so sad. Hayward’s got such an ugly foot too. He posted a photo of it- gross.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

They named him Jagr

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

Yikes, the glare from that coach. He looks pretty mad, too.

Normally, one would be tempted to shower afterwards, but there lies the quandary.

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

“Momentarily”, means “for a moment”. “Presently” means “in a moment”. Just FYI.

Imagine retooling a show and having Kevin James be the part of what you keep.

He only questions the integrity of their steely reserve.