datsfugginstoopeed.

I’m not sure if this is a joke or not, but I literally laughed out loud at “the black guy from The Wire”

Isn’t it pretty clear that A-rod’s reply is sarcasm and not a “deranged retraction”?

And the f*cking size 11's are ALWAYS sold out FIRST!!!! WHY????? You’d think retailers would catch on that a lot of big-footed ladies need shoes!

Recovering skank here- still pining after a purple tube top I gave to Goodwill 15 years ago

Mid-calf, block heel black patent leather YSL boots on sale at Barneys for something ridiculous, like $150. My mom was all ready to get them for me (she loves fancy clothes and is a terrible enabler) but I demurred. This was like 10 years ago and they haunt me to this day.

She got into USC on a rowing scholarship. 

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

This is the face of a man who says, "actually" at least two dozen times a day.

Everytime I see that child I think, “He looks like a fucking idiot.”

Thanks for this. Flobots’ outrage seems perfectly understandable. And Logan Paul needs to be called out on every gross, opportunistic stunt he manufactures.

On the Flobots/Logan Paul thing, the linked article makes this seem like some petty squabble over who did it first, but it’s really a bit more than that. If you’re familiar with the Flobots at all, they are huge social activists, incredibly engaged in their communities, and bust their asses trying to use their music…

There will be a whole chapter on who is allowed to bring the macaroni and cheese (not cousin Baby actual name Oliver white wife Susan obviously).

I’d argue the opposite. In the world of Youtube, you’re only as hot as your latest uploaded video. If Tati wanted to make bank and increase subscribers, she’d be putting out a lot of new stuff. Instead, she was radio silent for a week, and will be “taking a break” and only putting out the occasional pre-recorded…

Mind Ya Damn Business: Exploring The Caucasian Need to Enter Black Spaces and Give Unsolicited, Unwanted Opinions

Nobel Prize for Black Shit

It feels like Wishing a Motherfucker Would and You Ain’t Finna do Shit ought to be presented as a point-counterpoint dissertation or maybe TED Talk?

Will she only have to go in on weekends? 

Thank god that Mr. Gaines tweet was in there, it was gonna bug me all night who that doll made me think of.