Damn double post.

You could always just start out with, "Hi, my name is Prince."

You just made me extremely happy this morning with your West Wing reference, and in particular that West Wing reference.

I see your point, and don't think it's wrong, but Ms. Judd is expanding beyond her own personal experience at the hands of the tabloids (the cult of beauty, celebrity worship, cattiness) and making a comment on the societal pressures that lead to this cult of beauty, this denigration of women's bodies. She transmits…

I have to agree. The writing keeps jumping back and forth between judging him by today's standards and then trying to suggest that he was acting in accordance with the society at the time. This type of wishy-washy, judgmental writing irks me so much.

Oh my god. Commies in the funhouse. How do you do the #cotd thing? Because I feel like you should get that.

It's the fucking tug. THE TUG. And the little come hither at the beginning. And the little hand-face wipey thing right beforehand.

I cannot stop watching this one. And I hate that movie.

I am a fairly rational person, able to make good decisions and judgments (almost always for other people, never for myself, of course), but I am convinced—CONVINCED—that when the apocalypse comes, those horses are going to eat our tasty human flesh.

Damien Fahey's quote made my morning. He's so delightfully misanthropic.

This is one of my favorite comments I have ever seen on this website. Beautiful.

NO. NO. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Good point. I had forgotten about those tax breaks, which brings their financials to a whole 'nother level of bullshit.

I love what you've said here. It's amazing and exactly how I feel, but I always feel like a bad feminist when I question the Duggars and the Nadya Sulemans of the world (obviously very different circumstances—as the Duggars are very able to provide for their children).

The poster wasn't suggesting that the state of CA should punish the kids, but was instead pointing out that it is irresponsible parenting to have 14 children when you do not have the financial stability to care for them. It's really more of a rhetorical statement, not a suggestion for how to handle this situation.…

As to the Kennedy Library, I mentioned how much I love history at some point during the evening and he ran with that.

That was my fear, which is why I didn't do anything. Thanks for letting me know! And those would be wonderful at a Porn Oscars.

I replied to LiberalElitist with my story! Sorry I left you hanging!

Oops, didn't mean to leave you hanging!

I feel like I have to vote for doggystyle just because I'm so upset that missionary beat oral. I like missionary just fine, and have a very funny/awful story about doggystyle, but my disappointment that missionary beat oral is just too much.