I don't know what that's from, and it looks like it's supposed to be serious, but you have me quietly guffawing (a contradiction in terms, I know) at my desk. Perfection.

While obviously the American Civil War has no real place in a history of veneration, I take issue with you referring to enslaved persons as 'Africans'. Although admittedly, in 1857 they were not citizens of the United States, it's erroneous to call them Africans. The slave trade was abolished in 1807, and afterward…

Oh sweet Jesus, YES! I'm a Northerner, but I had what I liked to call my semester of misery in my senior year of college where I took African American History, Native American History, and Violence Against Women.

It is astonishing how little Americans know about the treatment of Native Americans then AND now. And…

It would be GLORIOUS.

I read that as stole Justin Bieber's concert EARRINGS, and it made my morning.

I prefer to think of the thieves absconding with some diamond solitaires and Bieber rage crying in his dressing room.

I didn't know he was a giant douche and I am SO UPSET right now. His voice! His beautiful, dulcet voice! Alan Rickman can't be the only voice I've fallen in love with.

Oh, it's so nice to hear that somebody else feels the same way about Girls that I do! I keep meaning to watch it, and I've watched the first six episodes...but I just haven't cared enough to finish watching it. I don't hate it, and I can see why people might like (or love) it, but I'd rather watch reruns of Veronica…

Exactly my feeling. I don't hate her, either. I just agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment.

I feel like I can hide this comment over here, but if you're saying that you don't like Dany and find her to be the most annoying female character of them all (obviously, the most annoying is Joffrey, followed by Quenten) then I agree.

Exactly! She has this wonderful moment in AFFC (I think) that was my favorite of the whole book. Her inner monologue is so rigid, as she maintains her calm and cool demeanor, knowing it's the only thing that saves her. But this one moment, she just kind of breaks and says something snarky to herself and that was the…

You're just spreading the good word.

Oh my god, I would love to be called a feminazgul. I was called a feminazi throughout high school, but feminazgul is truly inspired. BEAUTIFUL.

Amen, sister. I remember talking with some friends about when they first had sex and they were actually jealous that at 20 I still hadn't had sex. Not because it was an enviable position, but because I didn't have sex in high school. That was some five years ago and I have made up for lost time, but I did it on my own…

I am so happy that is in slow motion.

I have the same hair that you do. The only way to go is with a razored pixie.

La Comtesse's gifs are the best. I was once (rightly) scolded by a bunch of people and La Comtesse had a Joan gif that was just...perfect. Devastatingly perfect.

Oh, I can be the creepy kid for everybody. I am here for you in your creeping.

You are very welcome! I once told somebody they looked like Annie Potts' character from Pretty in Pink and had a similar reaction. I like making people happy.

In my head, I imagine you as Joan because you have a bunch of gifs of her.