Your first paragraph was my thought! These dresses are uuugggllllyyyy. Jesus, why would anyone want to wear these. Except for the second to last one. I want to see that shit on a drag queen immediately. They will make it BEAUTIFUL.

I would say that's a little expensive for a pattern like that. It's a very simple construction (the above picture is crochet, while the pattern is knit) that would be very easy to figure out. But knitting and whatnot are often undervalued, so all the power to that lady.

I see what you did there. And I snickered. But be warned...you may find yourself on the bodysnark board. I hope not!

Congratulations?

Oh Mylanta, that sounds amazing! Everything should be available on the internet. That's not fair.

I love Iman. I just love her. "Oh, here goes, a white man thinking Africans have never seen a camera before in their lives!" Funniest. thing. ever.

Just saw your comment, and I love you. I know nothing about you, but I love you.

Ah, that makes sense. Best of luck climbing the ladder.

Are you sure you're not the lit major? Because I love what you wrote.

I don't know, maybe I'm alone in this, but I don't really care if he slept with a prostitute or not. After he cheated on his dying wife with a staffer, I'm not really shocked by anything he does, nor do I care about him.

I didn't handle it well. I panicked and talked about my mother. It wasn't pretty, but he was wonderful.

I met him after a play once and he was extremely aloof. Jeff Goldblum, on the other hand, was the biggest flirt imaginable.

One night in New Zealand, I checked an item off my bucket list (sleep with a ginger Englishman) and at one point I had to look at his debit card to remember his name. The next morning, I made him walk me to the center of Wellington because I had no idea where I was. I am fairly certain half my makeup had melted off my…

Dang, double post.

That is super cute! And $15 is ridiculous, in a good way. Wow. Mine was $40, but I had to get it.

Exactly! My one-piece is super flattering, particularly because it's a bit small (it was the last one at Target and it was close enough to my size) so it acts like a pair of Spanx. But that's what they all do, which is why onesies are magnificent!

That is my exact reasoning! My relationship with my bikini line is...not for others to see. I'll put it that way, as delicately as I can.

Agreed! Quite simply, there is nothing else to be worn at the beach.

After years of trial and error with meeting men in bars and realizing that you didn't want anything more than a staredown and some light flirting, but realized this after far too many drunken mistakes, I fully support your staredowns.

"It appears that the guy who voiced Michaelangelo in the original version agrees, Robbie Rist saying that Bay is "sodomizing" the franchise. Presumably that's a bad thing in this context."