1. BMW 3 series

That’s pretty much it. A Mustang doesn’t move without a driver.

“Big qustion will be whether it was a moron Muslim, someone on schnapps, an old fart who got confused, or someone having a medical incident.”

Bravo.

They want this part:

Hmmmm.....I wonder who could be responsible for this?

99.9% of the shit Vox produces is wrong. Vox is a bunch of tumblrina millennials that think they know about the real world. This is a perfect example of their tactics. They get very basic, layman’s terms knowledge on a subject, and present it as if they’re the know all, end all on the subject. Case in point:

What I really want to know is why they’re trying to market this car to the 20-something year olds?

Association. The same reason some teenagers think smoking is cool. If Monster is associated with NASCAR, then it must be “cool”. I guarantee it draws a larger number of 16-25 year olds into the sport. 

Actually wasn’t a bad drink either lol.

“Potential sponsors from the energy drink category will not be eligible for future sponsorship if not already involved in the sport.”

Gotta work rape and feminism in there one way or another, huh?

Are you Australian? A New Zealander?

The hazard lights flashing on her vehicle are damn solid indicator that she already knew she had a problem. You’re also assuming she must be deaf, because no one could ignore the sound it would make in the cabin of the vehicle.

Ha. Jesus (assuming he’s real) definitely did portray the “Tough Guy” persona. Get out of here with that. 

I don’t know about you, but I’m always kind of astounded when someone so blatantly contradicts themselves.

Holy shit. I really thought you were some 15-16 year old kid.

Wes, what’s your educational background look like?

Ah. So you aren’t a wimp, you’re just an Internet Tough-Guy.