Meanwhile, in alternative universe heads of state travel, erm, less bombastically?

I suggest that you buy a horse.

I know it only lasted 15 minutes but I would rather have this one.

No dice, this one is cheaper.

You are correct, I forgot them!

1970s Rolls Royce. T he rough old wedding cars have mostly gone to the scrap man. Those are left tend to be well maintained and for £20,000/ £30,000 there are some lovely ones around,

I love this thing, but, there is another on for sale!

https://dmc21.co.uk/

There is only one Delorean!

To drive one of these in the UK you would need a heavy goods vehicle licence!

There is only one choice really,

I like this, so NP.The Lorinser body kit is very subtle and understated, at least in comparison to some of their earlier masterpieces,

Both the Lan Rover and the Silver Shadow are excellent choices, pretty much anything these people come up with would do nicely as well.

It is  not a flamethrower, it’s a door key!

I am impressed by the subtle approach to the whole flying car thing here, although the cabin heating needs serious work.

People willing to beta test my life are criminal.

A LOT more torque!

It is on the Isle of Skye, 330 miles away. I reckon that, avoiding motorways, I can get it home in around twelve hours. The upside? it will only use about a gallon of diesel!

I have resisted the temptation all week but I must draw attention to this!

I don’t think you have thought this through.