I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

If Britain and the US took these refugees, this story wouldn't exist.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

[raises hand tentatively]

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

I work at Minnesota’s ACA exchange, and BCBS is doing the same thing here, pulling out of the individual market entirely and offering only group plans going forward. It’s going to be a major issue because some of the more rural counties in northern MN (where I’m from), BCBS is one of only 2 or 3 carrier options that…

You’re having a hard time feeling sympathy for the family of a woman who was tragically killed because she was randomly pulled out of a crowd to participate in a gun demonstration?

made? exacerbated

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

Parmesan Be Upon Him

I think it would have ended with my husband, and just my husband walking down the street. Because I only signed up to take care of the baby I gave birth to.

She seems to have stopped mumbling and speaking in a higher pitch through her nose. Maybe the junk food keep was a compromise?

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

Literally every source I see on this story talks about how the speechwriter was a ‘former ballerina’ as if that has some relevance. It’s really weird. She’s been ghost-writing Trump books for over a decade according to her brief Wikipedia page... which doesn’t even mention ballet. I mean do we call Harrison Ford a…

This election is bananas. Everyone is for some reason pretending that the Republican nominee is not a total fucking fascist and that his proposals and rhetoric are not terrifying apocalyptic craziness.

STOP WITH THE PRINCESSES! Seriously, the ‘Disney princess’ thing is so gross. Even Disney female characters who aren’t princesses now fall into the category. What happened to normal girls and women in Disney movies? Or how about a Disney President?

You should have filed it Debra Messing Up.

I don’t know why she’s so upset. I for one love it when my friends tell me how brave I am for just being the person I naturally am, out in the world. Without shame, even! I mean, gosh, how does Tig do it? It must be so hard to deal with all those dudes in comedy who are judging her for looking “masculine”. Good thing…