There are more important places to direct my outrage today than at 2013 Amy Schumer. Shitty thing to say, probably came from a pretty good place. Tig’s reaction to it was flawless, measured, spontaneous, honest. They’re obviously not friends but they’re two cool ladies who don’t work together anymore so let’s just…

Remember when you could join a cult without being in peak physical condition?

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

this is so cool this girl is so cool their interaction is so cool her music is cool ugh the internet isn’t always terrible

What about Japanese bears?

We executed this idea because we wanted to explore how to reinforce what makes people unique.

I feel like I missed that episode of Mad Men.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

ALL sorts of people turn into “screw you” types during a divore. And some people will surprise you with how decent they can be. It’s a crap shoot.

I love how for a brief moment I believed 165 000 dollars wasn’t a lot of money. God, wealth distribution is fucked.

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

but the parks do need money...

Sending hugs to all the other motherless Jezzies and anyone else having a hard time on Mother’s Day. Feel free to scream, rant, cry or talk about it.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

There are a couple of these that made my inner child’s stomach lurch in sympathy. I spent a good part of my childhood as a “display kid”, trotted out when my narcissistic pastor father wanted to make a good impression. I feel your pain, Caroline. You’re welcome to come hang out with me and my kids any time. No hugs…

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Worst Case Scenario: they’ll still have an easier time than folks with persistent weight problems, but with the added bonus of being able to say, “I did it and it’s not that hard!”

He deserved to die it was so stupid.

I can’t stop laughing at this Sea Hamster oh my god, humans are the best and worst thing in the world this is magnificent

Well it had a good run.