I have yet to see one that doesn't.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Okay okay. We get that it’s 4/20 but enough with the weed stories. You do know that a woman pretty much secured the Presidency yesterday right? Can we get some more coverage on that when you get a chance?

I prefer to think of it as ambition and positive thinking!

Water’s heavy, yo.

let me tell you how many casting notices i’ve seen that specify white/caucasian only

I’d say female house finch.

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

Dear Bride,

I tried really hard to care...nope.

Drug mule throws shoe.

I’m very disappointed that people immediately speculate drug related crimes. This type of crime happens (not often thank God) unrelated to drug activity. Katy is not “near the border”. Law enforcement has not indicated that drug activity is suspected. Texas is an open carry state with lots of lunatics. I truly think…

“Her: godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin. You: unworthy, though becoming less so daily.”

How horrifying. But also, how gratifying to hear that the rescue people on the scene seemed to be legitimately concerned for her safety and dignity.

This is exactly why the media should boycott Trump by not covering them. The guy does this on purpose to get attention. Why don't we all acknowledge that by now?

Reading about Trump playing with his newly-learned word, “disavow”, is like watching a 4-year-old play with a new Tonka truck. Except w/o being cute. Or enjoyable,

You will definitely learn patience. Just keep in mind that there is a definite payout at the end. Someday...it might not be soon...you will wake up and realize that you haven’t thought about him in months. And you will feel free.

The best thing about selecting an attorney you trust is that you get to hand ALL THAT SHIT over to them. So focus on the task of hiring an attorney you feel is a good fit and then toss everything in her/his direction. Every time you feel yourself getting sucked into his bullshit just remind yourself you’ve paid…

Sorry, one more piece of advice...