Splat Calculator says a 25lb/11kg baby would take 1.2 seconds to fall 7 meters, or about two stories. It is a good thing they were waiting for him. (And it was raining. That's a slippery falling object. Good job, guy.)

He pretty much looks like that in the video. "Nonchalantly" makes no sense here.

You are mad butthurt about this, huh? Did she piss in your coffee? Are you on the city council?

So a quick Google of her name turned up a profile on an online learning site with the following profile description: "I'm Pleasant Hill's City Clerk-elect, and I'm excited to bring some tech freshness to my city government! I'm an online organizer in Oakland by day, but feel like I'm just getting started when it comes…

I would get a room with Jeff Goldblum. And stay there indefinitely.

And you just know that teacher is going to mispronounce "Quail", an alternate spelling that emerges around 2019.

Somebody tell @chethaze!

Oh! No, it's Magda Pesceyne (AskMoxie), but I've heard several interviews with Jennifer Senior and it sounds like that book will be very interesting, too.

There is a universe in which all of this could mean that Rihanna felt ridiculous in the outfit in the first place, and that outside of the pictures she posted to Instagram she looked like a bat/the Wu Tang symbol/whatever, and the tweets were coming from that place.

That's not true. I'm perceiving a TON of diversity in sexual orientation.

And you are what, a comments section traffic cop? GTFOOH.

In this case it was neither new or relevant, o answerer of your own hypothetical questions, but hell, we're publishing articles about Monica Lewinsky this month too, so you're right. Why not.

That book is old as shit, is it being reissued or something?

Sure, but.. couldn't you capture the moment without broadcasting it nationally? Would you really want to look back at the picture of you graduating at your mother's deathbed.. being photobombed by the dude taking pictures of the news cameras? Like.. :|

If your partner recognizes that in you and takes advantage, yes. I agree that there are two sides, and people who can't communicate their needs frustrate the fuck out of me, but generally in healthy relationships you don't have to do a lot of "standing up for yourself." In their relationship, eh, who knows, but…

I am not touched to see this on NBC, their local paper, and Gawker/Jezebel. It's sweet and heartbreaking, but why are photos of this incredibly intimate moment any of our business? Obviously someone invited the cameras in, but ugh. I would be so pissed to have this kind of intrusion if I were the mom, and I have to…

This happened to me today. :( It was pretty much the only thing distinguishing this restaurant from any of the bajillion other Tex-Mex places in the area, and it was off the menu.

Huh. I do take my husband out for Father's Day brunch, but now that you mention it, there is nowhere near the same amount of people at the restaurant as there would be today.

Margaritas. Margaritas, and no chance of me having to cook or clean up any part of the meal.