I get your point, but I want to be clear. As an old guy who grew up in the South LONG before 2001, I was completely aware that blackface was inappropriate in any circumstance. It wasn’t appropriate in the 70s, the 80s, or the 90s. You didn’t do that shit. You were asking for an ass-kicking. Did some people do it? Of…

Cat tax paid!!! Yes, that’s a sweety kitteny cutie pie!  Mine has these forehead lines. Grrr. (She is actually really nervous and doesn’t like most people, so it’s not an inaccurate RBF in her case)

It makes me wonder if they should go after the perjury and debt issues, it’s a more provable offense despite being much less heinous. 

No it is not wild speculation. We had confirmation from Nurburgring officials that Tesla had not contacted them about track time. Either for testing or to set a record prior to the cars landing in Germany. That alone is enough to say that this was done on a whim as manufacturers typically book track time months in…

My cat has those forehead lines, I always joke she has resting bitch face. Especially compared to my other cat who had giant wide eyes and a kitteny face.

You’re not 4 hours late today, you’re 20 hours early for tomorrow!

She was a year past the deadline and that becomes “commitment to going above and beyond”?!?!

Franz Liszt?

I have two Nissans, and I’ll have you know it’s been at least a month since I last held up a 7-eleven.

His currently-moronic life is fucking prolonged and acrimonious.

I’ve heard people use it to mean “The very best”

If you do not know a Weird Al song, wow. Learn one.

Biden - 2020

And cabs...

Cómo se dice "stop snitchin"?

Excellent summary, Matt

You could lose an eye doing that.

I always clean up after my dog, it’s the least amount of effort you can do to be good, and then I toss them up into the gutters or window sills of those I do not like because I represent the duality of man.   

Laughing fucking my ass off?