That pose tho!

OK, Bilbo Bigot.

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Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

A whole Minajerie!

Don’t knock Gasol for moving so slowly. Everybody knows, before you get drilled by a Dennis, they’re supposed to give you anaesthesia.

In some cases you’re better off. For example: do you know what the “soylent green” was made out of in the film Soylent Green? I’ll give you one guess!

“White Identity Extremists”?

Stamps.com delivered the boring stories. Why go to the post office?

He and his defenders know perfectly what the Bible says. It says exactly what they want it to once filtered through a convoluted series of excuses that they just made up.

His entire fucking religion is based on this premise and he conveniently forgot about it to defend a child molester who just happens to have an R next to his name.

Also, someone should inform Jimbo that JOSEPH DIDN’T IMPREGNATE MARY, GOD DID.

I don’t particularly like drinking water. I don’t dislike it, either, but I’m not very motivated to bring a water bottle with me or refill one I might have. If there’s even a little bit of flavor to what I’m drinking, I’m a lot more likely to remember to keep hydrated.

The bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course

I’m guessing that someone is getting all pissy that since there are only a finite number of holidays that a school can give to students, they “lost” Columbus Day or Good Friday and now celebrate Diwali or Chinese New Year. That’s only conjecture on my part based on racist BS I’ve heard in the past about MLK’s…

I’m a little worried about you, Knighty. 😏

Anagram for what? jinni is dense.

(“Good sir” is the two-word phrase I use in mixed company instead of the n-word. So every time you see “good sir,” substitute the n-word instead, and you will get my deeper meaning here, “good sir.”)