He and his defenders know perfectly what the Bible says. It says exactly what they want it to once filtered through a convoluted series of excuses that they just made up.

His entire fucking religion is based on this premise and he conveniently forgot about it to defend a child molester who just happens to have an R next to his name.

Also, someone should inform Jimbo that JOSEPH DIDN’T IMPREGNATE MARY, GOD DID.

I don’t particularly like drinking water. I don’t dislike it, either, but I’m not very motivated to bring a water bottle with me or refill one I might have. If there’s even a little bit of flavor to what I’m drinking, I’m a lot more likely to remember to keep hydrated.

Can’t be real. Doesn’t say “There be Dragons Here” anywhere. (^_^)

Well, at least you won’t need to read about universe (√-1) since that one is completely imaginary.

The bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course

I’m guessing that someone is getting all pissy that since there are only a finite number of holidays that a school can give to students, they “lost” Columbus Day or Good Friday and now celebrate Diwali or Chinese New Year. That’s only conjecture on my part based on racist BS I’ve heard in the past about MLK’s…

I’m a little worried about you, Knighty. 😏

Anagram for what? jinni is dense.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

(“Good sir” is the two-word phrase I use in mixed company instead of the n-word. So every time you see “good sir,” substitute the n-word instead, and you will get my deeper meaning here, “good sir.”)

“I have disagreement within my own family, doesn’t mean I care for them any less, so I support the nominee of my party,”

Uber alles, one might say.

such a trenchant reply

*covfefe

I conquer.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

Dammit all of you. Now I have to go add that song to my Spotify rotation. Like the EPA’s website, I had scrubbed that from my memory, but I loved BoC back in the day.