I can sympathize, and I do. You’re completely right re: replacing medicine with this quackery. I think however, the $82.49 would be better spent on a nice Kong and some doggie treats for the new little fluffer, rather than propping up this complete BS.

“The status of an ethnic group is determined by its men, not its women, and putting a black woman on there before a black man is insulting to the black race because you’re saying the men ain’t worth a damn [when] you put a woman up there first.”

Hi Ester,

At least in the case of 3/4ths of his children, it wouldn’t be much of a stretch.

you would have to use lemon Pledge as mouthwash to polish knobs any harder

I’m damn near 50, and I’d hang out with them. Provided the music isn’t too loud, and I can get home in time for Matlock.

Stop you’re messin’ around.

Greenshot is also a nice, free (if you want) alternative. Somewhere between Snipping Tool and Snag-it in utility.

Sweet. Now bats are officially birds. Should definitely make biology more interesting.

As my high school wrestling coach (who would show up to matches in full 3-piece suits) would say:

Groovy.

And lo, these 12 hours later, ergot is still there.

I’ve done the market research, and I’ll take 2 please. Hold the flowers, but leave the baguettes. I have a feeling I’ll be wanting those in about 30 minutes. 

+1 Hatchet

(Do I need a new radio station?)

How’s the rear visibility though? I test drove one a couple years ago, and the view out of the rear was horrible. Otherwise a cute, fun car.

Living up in New Hampshire now, though. Good Southern food is a little thin on the ground up this way.

Also, she appears to have gone full on: “Here’s a picture of me with a black person... I can’t be racist.” Even changed her profile pic.

I could kill some fried okra right about now.

“Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload of dimes!”