“Perhaps you’d like a taste of my Emotional Turtle Style!”

So let me get this straight. White folk are upset that a completely fictional, mythological creature is being mis-cast? But they’re OK when white folk play actual historical characters of color?

Around 7 furlongs, unless I’m getting the conversion wrong.

“Oh, so it’s a Bob-BQ. Let me know when he’s done, I’ll grab the coleslaw.”

...there’s a reason he’s the only President in living memory not to toss out a first pitch— he can’t control the crowd.

But here to trouble ya

An Masters in the Arts? I must have skipped that day.

A M.A. in M.A., if you will.

Most of us had to make due with a tasteful color-guard.

The Supreme Court just told us what the rules are: “You can’t gerrymander due to race, but political parties are fair game.” We just need to start playing by the rules they’re laying down.

BBQ’s

From what I could see, he was all the way in order. 

Virginia, is that you?

Here’s an interesting read. I looked it up after an old Top Gear special on owning old luxury sedans.

Wouldn’t have occurred to me either, but I have to say the example shown looks like a third-tier Transformer that someone at Hasbro tried to push through as a comedy Bumblebee sidekick. Probably sounds great and is a thrill to drive, but it’s hard not to look at it and think, “Now is that a Transformer or a Go-Bot?”

TPS, huh? Hopefully they read the memo, and their reports are in order.

How about the recent Bladensburg cross decision where they threw out 50 years of precedent (Lemon v. Kurtzmann) to decide that a 40ft. cross on public lands wasn’t overly religious enough to run foul of separation of church and state.

I mean, fish in the microwave... GTFOH with that shit Jean.

To paraphrase George Carlin : “Imagine the average Twitter users intelligence. Then realize that a full half of them are dumber than that.”

Maybe a bit of the ol’ ultraviolence.