Needs more teeth... like alllll the teeth.

Agreed. At that point it’s all about punishment and not at all about debt collection.

Not since he got off the blow... He’s a god-fearin’ man now :)

Gah... I so missed that one. But then again, anyone could be the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Opening Arguments podcast. P. Andrew Torrez (Lawyer Guy) and Thomas Smith (Regular Guy) discuss current events as they relate to the law. Also recurring bits : TTtBE (Thomas Takes the Bar Exam) and the popular Yodel Mountain.

If your parents give you the name Wesley, by law you must either join the Republican Party or fight vampires with karate.

Certainly, but it did take a read or two. Clarity is important when writing for the masses, and I’m just trying to help out. I’m not being a pedant for the sake of it.

Hi Breanna,

small flightless birds, certain gnats, that reddish brown patch of dirt, the air...

Late to the game, but may I present World B. Free

Only if there’s a second menu option to also “ Don’t do it”

It’s a subtle variation on the Right-Said-Fred. Effective even without the mesh t-shirt.

I believe he should be addressed by his proper title :

Not sure how popular or mainstream it is/was, but the draft Tiger beer I had in Singapore was probably the worst. At least until you finished the first $5(Sing) pitcher. After that I don’t really recall tasting anything.

That’s a masterpiece right there, in just 3 words.

but but but... you can buy and print OFFICIAL US POSTAGE, straight from your home computer.

We know...

Exactly. Look hard enough and you can find justification for damn near anything.

Ziegler defended the former Alabama Supreme Court judge by comparing his alleged misconduct to the biblical story of Mary and Joseph in an interview with the conservative Washington Examiner:

We all have our quirks. Hell, some people like candy corn.