I like to call Star Wars “a fairy tale with a sci-if dust jacket.”

Um, who actually wants that? Cursed Child read like bad, clichéd fan fiction.

Woah woah woah—that is way too logical. Plus it doesn’t give you the chance to feel morally superior in your outrage!

Oh my goodness, I’ve missed that classic costume so much..…

I’ve been saying this since I learned of people searching fruitlessly for a cheat code to make Lara Croft nude in the original Tomb Raider.

Ain’t no way some witch is gonna get past Mama Starbuck. That hag is totally frakked.

I was thinking it was kind of awesome. How cool would it be to have mutherfrakkin’ Starbuck as your mom!