License plate photo + call 911. Then sit back and watch the fun.

So I said to Grant, “What’s the deal with the wing?” And he said, “I guess I never thought about it.” “Never thought about?? You’ve got this big honking airfoil sticking off the back. You may as well glue feathers to it and call it a duck. It’s not a duck, is it, Grant?” “No, it’s not a duck, Jerry.” “Well, it just…

But he did invent Al-Gore-ithms. That much is irrefutable.

No, that’s at the 60k mile service. I’m not quite sure how to tell my daughter.

Someone put a sticker like this close to their tailpipe(s). That would be a period correct modification.

The world needs more MEGA TRACKS (that’s literally the name).

An abridged list of niches that have not yet been filled:

Doug loves the Metris

“Right back here, Officer. In this pocket.”

Because they’re forward looking designs.

Yes it will be.

The actual production model will look slightly different.

they really do need to figure out some kind of urine management system

Obligatory: Greatest test mule of all time.

*hippie voice*

The road is only a suggestion, man.

If she needs something pointy haphazardly tossed into her rear end call me.

The only 2 cars I’m worried about in one picture:

No lowball offers. I know what I have.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.