I didn’t know I wanted this. You bastard.

You’re going to confuse so many people. Also, why do I like that so much?

What are they going to do with two nackered piss bags and $3?

Can I pick a concept car? Because I pick a concept car.

My neighbor had one - was the first time I’d seen one in the wild. Then they traded it for a gold BMX X4.

Just finished my build last month: what this project might have looked like 20 years ago. Still gotta get those lawnmowers though.

The Judge did rule in Mecum’s favor, that we could sell this car.

You shut yo mouth there! The AMC Eagle was badass in all its guises.

I posted this story last year on mother’s day, but whatevs.

I’m forced to assume your Mom was in National Lampoon’s Vacation.

My mom is a certified car nut. She rode a Yamaha 350 in college.

It’s god’s work he is doing.

I do not want the Fiesta ST

That’s a Mk 3 Transit, isn’t it?

I was expecting a higher caliber of puns regarding this caravan of Rams charging out of the factory on their journey to a new life. Hopefully another intrepid challenger will avenge this lack of punniness.

a “cluster theft”

Sooooo close to NP

Red interiors look great, but I’m not going to rip into you for that difference of opinion. Vibrant interiors are too bold for some, I get it.

Michael Ballerban

Those douchebags are doing the Lord’s work, son.