*cries because I live in PA and can’t argue because it’s true*

Guys too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guys too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The ones that detach! signed, girls everywhere.

The ones that detach! signed, girls everywhere.

Right. And if you’re not “sold on monogamy” or whatever this guy said, then don’t promise monogamy in the first place.

Growing up, my Dad always smelled the cork. But he’s also the kind of new money asshole who thinks he understands stuff like wine tasting based on whatever he knows through osmosis, so it doesn’t surprise me at all that he was wrong about that.

It’s considered bad form, but then so is being an asshole, which this lady was, so ... eh.

The comment about “breaking the restaurant” makes me think they did it on purpose to cause trouble, not because they actually had people waiting for those burgers.

That’s my favorite thing about the photos. Half the babies couldn’t have any less fucks to give about racing.

The best thing about the linked story is this fierce mama’s face. Do not disappoint, junior!

I wonder if the dudebros have ever met Israeli women who have served in their military. A couple of my friends did. I wouldn’t mess with them.

I lived in Vegas for 2 years for work and just got back from a 10 day trip there for a work-related conference (Blackhat/Defcon). I hated living there but love to visit, AMA.

The first person who gave him a cup and marker instead of making him plainly ask for his coffee is the person at fault here.

Dear dining public:

Extended video clip here

Sucks for riders 2 and 3 bc that moron on the 1mph motorcycle blocks the entire turn. Then just casually drives away.

I lost it when the medic got out of ambulance already on fire haha.

so its like drinking flavoured water, right?

So white colonialism is still alive and breathing in the form of rich, anglo-American males stomping all over Africa.

First they did it with humans, now they’re doing it with wildlife. The only difference is that the world is now much more vigilant and and yes, vengeful.

I hope Dr Seski-Needledick is ready for his…

I used to love to read books about summer camp. The adventure, the excitement, the romance! Alas, summer camp was definitely a thing for rich kids. I was just lucky enough to live close to a public library so my addiction to terrible YA summer camp novels could be indulged for free.

Summer camp was for rich kids.