This is an article about Donkey Kong and Twitch. How much more gaming relevant do you need it to be snowflake?

I’d like to know who makes that jacket.

Alabama Pepes.

I’ve been paranoid every time the Democratic Party has had success that there would have been a Republican uprising. So far my paranoia has been unwarranted, but we’ll see what happens if the Democratic Party gains majorities in the legislator in 2018.

Are you volunteering for the tax increase to afford that level of redundancy?

At this point, Seagul barely speaks English.

Thrival in Pittsburgh likely isn’t doing well. Yelp recently sent an email that Yelp elite (people who write reviews) all get complimentary tickets to Thrival.

Your article isn’t very good. You’re talking about how we’re going green, but what about the old jobs? You sound like an apologist for the coal industry. We need to do something about poverty, but mentioning it during an article about the expanding green economy doesn’t make sense. You could have equally talked about…

If Trump leaks secrets from a publicly traded company, what happens?

Too bad it’ll be at the cost of our lives as these scumbags start murdering us...

Uwe Boll already kind of made it. House of the Dead started with students at a rave on an island...

I went to the 08 inauguration. It was amazing. The crowds were ridiculous and the after party was crazy.

I’ve always wanted to have smelly food day at work as a protest. Microwave salmon, burn coffee, burn popcorn.

yeah, I made that mistake on Reddit a few weeks ago. Damn.

First thing I thought of as well.

Train chiropractics might fix the curvature.

There is a dude in Pittsburgh that attached a car bumper to his bicycle. He is clearly crazy.

Ken Bone is an idiot. Fuck that guy.

Edward Snowden was just a systems admin after all and now is considered an elite hacker for borrowing login credentials from colleagues.

Integrate multiple sources of information for an ungodly amount of money.