This is an article about Donkey Kong and Twitch. How much more gaming relevant do you need it to be snowflake?

I’d like to know who makes that jacket.

Alabama Pepes.

I’ve been paranoid every time the Democratic Party has had success that there would have been a Republican uprising. So far my paranoia has been unwarranted, but we’ll see what happens if the Democratic Party gains majorities in the legislator in 2018.

At this point, Seagul barely speaks English.

Thrival in Pittsburgh likely isn’t doing well. Yelp recently sent an email that Yelp elite (people who write reviews) all get complimentary tickets to Thrival.

Too bad it’ll be at the cost of our lives as these scumbags start murdering us...

Uwe Boll already kind of made it. House of the Dead started with students at a rave on an island...

I went to the 08 inauguration. It was amazing. The crowds were ridiculous and the after party was crazy.

I’ve always wanted to have smelly food day at work as a protest. Microwave salmon, burn coffee, burn popcorn.

First thing I thought of as well.

There is a dude in Pittsburgh that attached a car bumper to his bicycle. He is clearly crazy.

Ken Bone is an idiot. Fuck that guy.

Edward Snowden was just a systems admin after all and now is considered an elite hacker for borrowing login credentials from colleagues.

Security monitoring person here.

If you go to Netflix or HBO Go, I can easily identify it and be on my way. I don’t give a shit provided you don’t wreck the bandwidth.

If you use bootleg sites, dynamic domains, or connect to your home NAS via a residential IP address, I’m coming down on you. I don’t need that shit on…

Yeah, you’d think Harper (Canada Bush) would be before Bush.

My parents would only let it go a few days before making me remove my kennywood band.

There is a teddy bear hospital in Pittsburgh that offers a similar service. Much like human medical costs, I believe their rates are much higher than the costs in this article.

If you like tattoos, there are typically a number of studios offering $31 tattoos today.

According to a spokeswoman, or Justine Sacco?