What is your ratio and what kind of sparkling wine do you use? I’m a big fan of port.

Was this in a Pittsburgh bar?

I’m surprised she hasn’t tried cutting over to NET 60/90.

Sounds like the IRS should investigate this company for other 50 year old CEO problems.

Rachael Dolezal reportedly has lion heritage.

That would be interesting. She takes over and creates a new Jurassic Park.

I was interviewing people for a job. I forget how it started, but the guy started covering his extremely extensive resume.

I suspect the boss liked the slogan and the sycophants below couldn’t voice their concerns.

Indeed. Next Generation was amazing.

I had a coworker named S Lutz and one named P Ennis. Our email address policy is first letter of the first name followed by the last name. HR refused to grant an exception to the policy for them. So we had slutz and pennis at my company.

Someone keeps using my email address by accident. They have even used it for applying to jobs in the same field as me, electrical engineering. I keep forwarding them the important messages as they arrive in my inbox.

I've never been called up on Jury duty, but I have friends that are always precluded when asked if they trust the testimony of police officers. Prosecutors being able to select a jury is insane.

I can see different ways to look at it.

Never. Class rings are tacky as hell.

Good point. I neglected the cinnamon buns.

Atkins diet. The man is eating health as far as he is concerned. No carbs.

Couldn't he just go to a labor office (or Task Rabbit) to help with this initial glut of orders?

Yeah, I was expecting this article to include the Monroeville Mall brawl.

My kind of gift. I'd love lottery tickets, booze, and chocolates.

Yeah, as a PA resident, I'm extremely nervous about what this means for shale drilling.