I’ve been known to do that when I’m standing in line behind someone who is arguing over an amount less than a dollar. :: digs in bottom of purse, finds exact change ::

I think this needs to be a topic for a future bco - crazy old people stories

The other day, my boyfriend and I were at a cafe getting breakfast, and a group of young boys (about 12 or so) walked in, and I thought to myself, “It’s so strange that a group of incredibly small, adult men would all go get breakfast together” before ever registering that they were kids. That line of thinking, I…

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

I love this story because I’ve had almost the exact same experience with so many guys who are trying to impress me with their knowledge of booze complete with the whole “well little lady” bit. They were never that knowledgeable, and more often than not they were just completely wrong. Maybe next time they’ll not walk…

Weird part is she was black, too! I didn’t even know how to react.

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…

$15,000 dresses are a thing, commentariat. Stop with the incredulous bullshit, you know this. You read Jez. You can’t do it? Me either. But they are real and actual real people buy them, so why are we bending over backwards to make them hate us?

We still find them in the UK.

Freeman was the inventor of the “ice pick lobotomy,” where a tool is inserted through the tear-duct, destroying the prefrontal cortex of a patient’s brain by scraping or cutting most of the connections away, ostensibly to cure the patient of mental illness. Dr. Freeman, a white man, performed between 150 to over 200…

I am blessed to know many service members who are wonderful, but every time someone comes in and yells at me because my store doesn’t offer a military discount (“MY HUSBAND PUTS HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU CAN’T GIVE ME 10% OFF MY DRESS?”) I understand, with deep, deep clarity, why they are hated…

Because they don’t know anything about it?

Hawaii is super pricy. The prices at that Ruby Tuesdays are probably much higher than the one in your town. A gallon of milk in Hawaii is like $8.

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than…

Or be friends with you on Facebook.

Aren’t CPCs generally run by paid liars?

I’d totally have a “side guy” who I would only fuck with my “other” vagina. Ain’t cheatin’!

She probably gets paid 1/3 as much as men.

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

did hear wear uggs too? i really hope so