I once had a boyfriend who, while holding a container of metallic gold eyeshadow, said in all seriousness, “So... this is eye shadow. It must go under your eyes, right?” As if it was some mysterious new term that he had to figure out.
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“Just a little make-up, some natural looking make-up”
Your on line at the check-in for paradise and the guy in front of you says “what brings you here?” and you’re standing there wringing water out of your race suit saying “that’s a REALLY good question.”
This is why Street Racing is and should always remain illegal. Keep it on the track so when you do miss your apex/understeer/oversteer/etc you run off into grass or a tire wall not into people.
I’ve decided I’m going to get the flowers of every state/prefecture where I’ve lived. On the right is the Golden Rayed Lily of the Kanagawa prefecture, and on the left is my newest one, the California Poppy. I still need to get my home state flower on my right (well, my left, but in the mirror, and in this photo,…
LOVED early EGM, and still have a bunch kicking around somewhere....
The thickness of those magazines meant you could withstand a punch from a bully if need be.
Jamie Allmeyer’s story reminds me of my checkered history of ordering drinks in Utah. There’s the time I was told the wine special was “peanut gringo.” There’s the time my wife and I ordered two margaritas and had four individual glasses delivered to our table (Cuz, y’know, we each wanted two margaritas a piece. At…
Maybe somewhere like Au Bon Pain, even.
Mine, too. I was explaining about voting rights to them after watching Mary Poppins and they looked at me liked I was lying.
It’s so funny to me that women weren’t allow to run because their uteruses were going to fall out but a man manhandling a woman for running, while she aint too frail for that!
it’s gratifying to know that in 30-40-50 years, we will have had the privilege of digital cameras and the like to have captured Tea Party rallies, Westboro Baptist Church rallies, anti-gay marriage rallies, and all the other stuff that *hopefully* will embarrass us as much then as it should now.
This is the worst thing I've ever seen
I like them. They look pretty and shiny in the sun. Would definitely wear them if I got the chance/the price was right.
Seriously, at a size 18 I don't think they would let me in the door.
I know he’s disgusting. You know he’s disgusting. But you’d be surprised how many checks those nouveau riche tech bros are willing write to this guy and his dad.
I know a John Rambo. He was 6 or 7 when First Blood came out.
To her good fortune, she is very beautiful. Having the same name as a famously beautiful person would suck ten times more if the person in question were homely.