Twin towers of enlightenment right there.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

I’m not sure that’s the kind of compromise our nation is prepared to accept.

First order of business: the commanders of all aircraft carrier battle groups will now have the title of HNIC.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Those things are sleepers, man. Total sleepers.

Or maybe it’s a case of “this thing just has a shit ton of horsepower”. Professional racing drivers also crash out every now and then.

Fuck You EA!

Yes, Velma is a babe. Daphne can hit the bricks with her drama.

I run that track twice a year, and I am not a fan.

They actually make really legit shit.

true, she married rather poorly.

Little known fact: Kim Kardashian has a really big ass.

I have lived in the South and North and I have noticed a generalized difference between whites. In the South, a lot of white folks will be so nice and welcoming but would say the most racist things ever behind my back. But to my face it was all smiles and they were quite helpful. In the North, a lot of white folks…

Toby joined FSU as an redshirt undersized slot receiver, graduated as starting left tackle. Great series.

Bonus points for the guy on his team who jumped over the felled defender.

Dang Pentecostals.

Not super-related, but my God, this brings back memories of shareware games I used to get at the checkout at my local grocery store circa 1986. You could get the floppy disk for $1, but then if you wanted to play all the levels you had to call in and pay $5 or something to get a code to unlock the whole game. Totally…

My friends and I threw a bunch of snowballs at cars that were driving down a very busy street near my house. My mom caught us and was as angry at me as I’ve ever seen her, and for whatever reason I just could not grasp what the big deal was.