the unpopped popcorn things

I am definitely putting a hand towel in a sex robot’s butthole.

Obviously

All this salt and for what, because someone is actually showing some sort of concern about the American middle class? You guys are fishing for reasons to be negative at this point.

“..North American Free Trade Agreement—a now 23-year-old deal that has allowed for tremendous auto plant growth in Mexico.”

“I want to get off this ride!”

All this corporate bullshit makes me want to throw up on the path.

And then explosions and death.

“This ride looks too intense for me!”

Chip’s doing what he can, but Jim Tomsula is really controlling the narrative by offering life hacks in Drew’s column every week.

Y’know, the “spitting as felony” thing sounds silly, until you consider the potential for disease/infection transmission through bodily fluids (and saliva is one hell of a transfer medium).

I’ll reserve judgment until all the details come out, but of all the charges that Jones is facing, that bodily fluid assault is…