I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

Each party has 35-40% (depending on how you count), that are ride or die, and will vote the party NO MATTER WHAT.

Yes, in this case it is WTF, but not at all surprising.

Winning a national election is about swinging that 15% or so you need to pull from the middle, and since Trump has done less than zero to make that…

I only screw you to hear that song afterwards.

I personally prefer to roll over, put on a thousand yard stare and just weep silently for the rest of the night, but to each their own.

I always say “So- where’s my fuckin’ medal, sugar tits?”

“I’m just happy to be here; hope I can help the ball club.”

I always turn to the lady and say “That was some grade A sex”, even if in reality it was only grade B or C sex. It’s called being a gentleman.

Say what you will, but those thieving, drunk driving, drug users didn’t blink before putting themselves in-between this woman and danger.
A woman it was not their job to protect.

Do you know many fathers who grab their daughters’ hips? We did an informal “weird or no?” thread here on Jez awhile back, and it was a unanimous EWW NO. But, still open to hear others’ stories if yes. Myself can’t fathom it.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

could be worse, Katy - he could treat you like family:

Can we get Jamie Lannister as head of the presidential detail? Just in case...

This really is fucking disturbing. Donald Trump gives literally not one shit about a long list of American freedoms. One might argue that he actually kind of hates America. I am very sad to see how well he’s doing in the popular vote. What the hell, world.

The Secret Service...had to protect a reporter...FROM A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AND HIS CROWD. I just....

If Trump becomes president, do you think the Secret Service’s job will be to protect the rest of us from him?

i think crime victims, especially sexual assault victims, should be provided with their own legal counsel by the state/crown so that they can know their rights and be informed about their case properly. victims should have their own legal advocates in the courtroom separate from the prosecutors that they don’t have to…

*Sigh* It boggles my mind that people still think that the ruining of lives starts with the perpetrator facing consequences, rather than when they perpetrated the crime... which should rightfully be considered the point where they ruined their own goddamn life (but who cares about that), and more importantly they…

It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.

I picked sex stuff, but I would also expect to get drugs.