I’m really trying not to freak out here.

Seriously - could he not wait?!?!?! 11 fucking days?! Also, new RULE! We go back to stone age, no emails! Pigeons only.

All I saw was shiny legs, then I read a comment saying it’s paint here, and now all I see is paint. The mind is weird.

Same, man.

So we won’t be seeing any leaked tapes of Trump praying and serving the poor? Shit.

LOL! Take your time buddy

Bwahaha. Man asks to be lied to; is lied to; news at 11.

lolololol

I want the House Committee of Uh Duh to hold hearings

Yeah. This doesn’t really hurt Trump, everyone knows this is how he acts.

For once I’m understanding the appeal of that style!

No, Payless HAS a smell (I shop there cuz I am also a poor). And it’s def what Bethenny smells like.

I shared an elevator with Bethenny before. She kind of smells weird. That’s all I wanted to add.

My first thought was Minogue and I couldn’t remember if I knew this and so whatever, or if this is breaking and mildly ludicrous.

Probably. She’s already had lip implants, butt implants, plastic surgery - breast implants wouldn’t be surprising.

Agreed. Anything I have read about Kylie makes me think she is just incredibly insecure and tries to keep up with the Kardashians. Literally.

What do you guys think? I think Kris Jenner would do anything to make Kylie into Kim’s clone to keep them relevant for the next 15 years.

oh god please no

I don’t think it’s an issue of Kris Jenner wanting to keep them relevant.