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The door was a metaphor for their relationship, guys! Rose was always going to be able to go places that Jack couldn’t follow. They were trapped in two different worlds! Also doors have handles and Rose couldn’t have handled the judgment of society had she chosen him. Also doors are made of wood and while the sex was

Excellent, excellent advice. I see a lot of people planning to close on a Friday (especially at the end of the month) and move in over the weekend. That is a TERRIBLE idea. About half the time, something happens to push back the closing and we get a sob story about “please can’t you make it happen? They have nowhere

Omg you are me. I’m in my mid-twenties and I moved to a new city by myself. I was lucky to meet an amazing bf almost ASAP but now all my friends are the bfs girlfriends / wives

I feel this! This is my life!!

Ugh, me too! I was so excited to see this, then sad that it’s only in SF and NYC. I need this so bad. As an early 30 all my friends are either having babies or have moved away, I have one close friend but she lives almost 2 hours away and works crazy long hours. My boyfriend and BF of 12 years recently broke up with

This sounds like the best kind of Netflix and chillin! I once listened to a podcast where one of the hosts talked about going over to a friend’s house, and the friend asked them if they would like to change into a pair of soft pants. The friend had a collection of soft pants just for guests to wear whenever they came

but also I want a friend who’s into watching netflix all day. and chillin. not like sexy chillin. just regular chillin. and like they have a basket of blankets for guests and understand the importance of blankets. and when they offer you a glass of water the glass of water comes with lots of ice cubes. or instead it’s

Yeah this needs to roll out in more cities asap.

I would pay all the money for this. I’m in a new city, and while I have good friends in the area, they’re about an hour away. I moved from where I had LOTS of friends and support to basically none in a place where it’s customary for me to get weird looks when I say hello to strangers, even if they’re the parents of

I’m not sure which Kardashidrama I’m loving more. Blac Chyna has gone waaaay up in my estimations.

Oh Kayne.

Just gonna put this out here on every Rob/Blac Chyna post

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to

Oh I feel you on this, we learned early that we could NEVER trust my mom’s interpretation of things doctors told her. She would completely miss their main point and have a lot of trouble interpreting what they actually told her. I had severe emotional issues as a young kid and every. single. teacher. would tell my mom

You are absolutely not alone here. I am at the age in my life where 4 of my friends got engaged last year. I am super excited for them and am excited for the weddings, I am also however feeling super single and like I am going to lose my friends. So don’t feel bad, I think it’s natural.

It’s a reasonable fear. I’m purposely childless and have drifted away from many of my friends who have had kids. They get extremely busy. Most men do fuck all aside from work to raise their kids. Many of my friends who I am still close with husbands call it babysitting when they have to care for their own kids for an

I felt the exact same way when a friend of mine got pregnant. It is still pretty tough, she is in a much different place than I am (owns a house, has a great job, has lots of money) and in this case I understand that I am envious of how many choices she is able to make while I still feel in limbo. (It’s all on me! I’m

You are not alone. I have mourned several times for my friendships as we have moved in different directions in our lives. It won’t be the same but if you care for each other, it will still work.

I suspect the same of my grandmother. She ended up only having 2 kids (in a time and location where that was practically unheard of), and when I would ask her how she managed to pull it off, she’d just give me the old “We just only wanted two”.