I got two avulsion fractures in my ankle from tripping while stepping off a treadmill a few months ago (still in a boot and physical therapy because fuck me) so GIRL I GOT YOU.

I think it the fact that mothers can leave their children is so jarring to people; that’s supposed to be such a strong, unbreakable bond. I have a great dad and my extended family was very involved, so I never felt like anything was missing (mom also moved out of state, so I had a very much “out of sight, out of mind”…

I wrote out a long post describing my strange relationship with my mom, and then I read through some of these posts. My mom is not in my life and had no interest in being a mother to me or my three other siblings when we were children. And you know, what? I feel great about it. She would have done so much more damage…

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

Just wanted to say that Joyce Beatty is my rep, and she is a shining light in the darkness in Ohio. Love the shit out of her.

sorry I shared this story. Let me reiterate that no one was injured and I was completely at fault and never contested my poor decision making. Just saying that screaming about an accident just makes it worse and doesn’t help the situation at all.

We were both unharmed. I accepted the responsibility and never fought that I was 100% liable for the damages. My whole point was that everyone’s life is valuable, and in an accident everyone is upset. I was terrified and didn’t need a stranger screaming in my face and making an awful situation worse.

So, I had this exact same accident about a year ago. I was driving to work, stopped to get coffee, and was turning left to get back on the highway. I waited for a car to pass so I could make the turn, and completely did not see another car in the far right lane (four lane road) kind of “hiding” in my line of sight. I…

I am sick. I just want to hug this poor child and let him know I am so sorry the world is so ugly and violent.

I think Doctors are scared. Remember the one doctor who got shot at church? If it weren’t so terrible, the irony of the blood-lust of pro-lifers might almost be funny.

Ohio woman here. This is all so cruel, so fucking intolerable to bear. I’m 27. My boyfriend of almost 9 years have been talking about getting our plan together and move forward with getting married in the next year or so. We’ve both been on the fence about having kids one day, but mostly because we’ve been fairly…

20 week ban just passed; amendment to allow exception for severe fetal abnormalities was rejected.

It’s unconstitutional.

So let’s imagine I got hired for a job. I interviewed, it went well enough, and I got offered the position. “You can start in two weeks! Welcome to the team!” Imagine in that two weeks, I ran over my new boss’s dog, set the office on fire, slept with my colleague’s wife, and sold some insider knowledge to my new…

Retired, back to just cavemaning.

“The motion also cites as evidence of a fair election a tweet sent by Michigan Governor Rick Snyder”

I would like to to submit an honorable mention for Heartbreaker. That song is fun as hell and she was wacky as all get out during the Making the Video episode where she had to get into a bathroom fight with herself.

Girl Talk in college birthed my love for mash ups. Thank you for the recommendations. I will check it out!

I look forward to these every year. 2015's mashup is still my favorite; there was something so triumphant about that piece of music. 2016 is a little frenzied, but it works for the tone of this garbage dump of a year.

I’m a millennial born in the late 80's who lives in the midwest, so it’s no surprise I most identify with boring Jack.