My grandfather is from Tennessee. The only remaining relic of his time there is that he says “turlet” and “un-gen” (onion).

PITTSBURGHESE. MY LEAST FAVORITE ACCENT.

30 Rock GIF Party.

As I get older, I realize I’m becoming more and more like Cruella Deville.

I refer to that as the “hate-follow.” Sometimes you just need to scroll through a throw out “UGH, this bitch.” a few thousand times.

“It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch.”

Between Nicki and Lady Gaga, I can’t believe that heart shaped engagement rings are a thing.

All. The. Time. I will be forcing my currently unborn children to watch that show in 20 years.

This made me laugh so hard I think I'm going into cardiac arrest. I hope you also got mad when your dates didn't really want to watch the movie you invited them to.

I clung onto the first cute dude who was super into me when I was 18. It’s been 7 years. I have zero chill.

I just recently purchased NYX's Wonderstick from Ulta for like $11 bucks. I really like it and it takes the guesswork out of figuring out a dark contour shade. If you have oily skin, I think you should probably stick to powders. My skin is dry as HALE, so it works for me.

I'm 25 and the roller rink was a HUGE part of my burgeoning pre-teen sexuality. Nothing like sweatily holding the hand of your middle school boyfriend, couple skating to Ludacris's "Fantasy."

UGH, this. I remember being like 92 pounds when I was 19 and went to Disney World with my family (I’m 5’1, so it’s well within healthy range, just thin). We went to one of the water parks, and I remember feeling SO INSECURE about my body. I recently came across a picture of that trip, and my exact thoughts were “DAMN,…

I've tried many mascaras (pretty much all you makeup aficionados have listed), they all have their merits, but I always find my way back to CoverGirl's Professional Super Thick Lash Mascara. Maybe it's because it's the same mascara I used in middle school? Or maybe it's because it makes my lashes super dark and super…

I've tried many mascaras (pretty much all you makeup aficionados have listed), they all have their merits, but I…

Love everything Benefit does....except this. It made my eyelashes way too spidery.

Love everything Benefit does....except this. It made my eyelashes way too spidery.

This, please! I love to travel, but I can't rationalize spending a lot of money on it (why can I when I've got a mortgage and student loans and other stupid bills that adults are required to pay?) Even doing things on weekend trips and destinations (maybe submissions for East coasters, Midwesterners, and West…

Um, one time I ugly cried in The Lourve because the snooty food court people refused to serve me because it was 7:45 and they closed at 8:00. I hadn't eaten anything all day and I was hot and tired and hungry, so I sat at a table and cried and cried.

I feel you Kaity Perry. First name Katie, last name not Perry, but close enough to Perry that people mistake it for Perry. One time I was called for a standby flight as “Katie Perry.” The entire terminal gasped and went silent. They were extremely disappointed when it was just me.

I think I am the only person who LIKES when they add in the gratuity automatically. Like, "YES, THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING ME DO MATH."

OH THAT POPCORN STORY. It was evil. It was genius. I cackled like a witch all throughout the ending.