I have a hard time trying to decide whether or not I grew up in a strict household. I was raised in large part by my dad (parents divorced when I was 5, dad had sole custody, remarried when I was 12, divorced when I was 16) whose rules were in large part about keeping his 4 children alive and later, not pregnant (3…

I was a huge liar as a kid. I don't know why. I just made stuff up all the time for no reason.

Just, er type in "fifty shades online" into the old google machine. I just watched a okay version (chinese subtitles). My assessment? Kind of long and boring and it took too long to get to the sexy stuff that wasn't even that sexy.

I used to cut up the bags and use them to cover my 8th grade math textbooks. YOU BETTA BELIEVE I'M GONNA DIVIDE THESE FACTORIALS. HNNGGG.

Britney's been looking like that for a WHILE now. I think she got veneers and maybe some botox and forgot how to work her face into a smile.

It's only great if ALL of you were the same level of drunk/black out. The time when you wake up and realize you don't remember anything to when you see your friends is a terrifying time. Then, you see them all looking like background dancers in Thriller, and all is well.

Except for like, the whole becoming step siblings kind of in the end...But everything before that was awesome.

Britney, that's not how smiling works.

Some of my favorite college times were when my friends and I crawled out of whatever darkened pit we woke up in to share stories about our night before and fill in the holes of each other's black out.

My heart is broken for you. What a wonderful, silly, amazing show to share together, and I hope you can find a way to heal.

I'm not a parent, but I grew up knowing that my (single) father had limited means and what my siblings and I got for gifts was sometimes not as much as my friends, but it was as much as my father could afford while raising four small children on his own. This made me very appreciative of any time my dad went out of…

I love all of you opalescent tree sharks.

Ha, no I do not work for Match.com. Just numerous single friends seem to like it. I appreciate your gif usage, though!

I've been with my boyfriend for 7 years. It's been fun to see people get engaged, break up, engaged again, married, divorced, engaged and married again (waiting to see if we can make it to year 8 before another divorce!).

LOVING all of these stories about your perpetually engaged crazy acquaintances! Jolie, can the next I Thee Dread topic be about this? I need to hear more!

You ready to gain a 9th proposal because I think I love you.

My boyfriend's best college friend was Fiance #2. She was 20 or so at the time, and he was a habitual playboy, and suddenly gets engaged to her immediately. We all knew they were never going to get married, but had a great time watching them pretend for a few years. She had gotten engaged to some high school boyfriend…

I know someone who has been engaged maybe 3 times. They've all happened wildly fast, and ended the same. She's not that great, and I'm all, "How do you keep getting men to propose to you?!"

A former friend of mine is a habitual cheater (I think she would probably identify herself as poly amorous if her Catholic guilt didn't restrain her to having one main boyfriend and several side pieces). In college, my boyfriend found her phone in a bathroom after a night of drinking and she was carrying on…

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