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You gotta do the "Your Age divided by 2 plus 7" rule of "Would it be creepy to date this person?"

I know exactly what Seth Rogen is saying. As I left the theater, I turned to my boyfriend and said "Isn't it interesting how we're (Americans) are shown media about how evil Fundamentalist Muslims are, and that they have no humanity, and killing them is really for the safety of our freedom and values? And how that's

commas are not the same as ellipses. JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU SO DAFT

Yes, I did. Nobody else asked me (obviously not because the whole school knew who I was going with).

Glad I wasn't the only one to read that as "Polish" (as from Poland) and not "Polish" (as in the shoe variety). I am a Pollock, so I am probably partial. Don't forget about the polka and paczki!

Hairy lady here...I have to get a bikini wax if I'm going to wear shorts. I basically have a thin line of dark hair from my bikini line to the inside of my knee. I know a lot of women who only shave their lower legs, but man, I am not one of them.

I think it's because Becky is just your stereotypical clueless white girl name. I don't know any Becky's in real life either (All Rebeccas and Beccas) so it's easy to marginalize a fake person.

Haha, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. I'm 12 years older than my youngest brother, so I feel like I practically raised him. I mean, I took him to kindergarten when I was a senior in high school...he's my little baby! It's hard for me because 7-8 years ago he was this wee bitty thing, and I was a (sort of)

I'm 25 and my good friends group range from 25-42, with most of them having children (my boyfriend are actually in the minority of our couples friends because we're not married and don't have kids), it's not a big deal to be friends with parents, it's just harder. Like last weekend, I went out with a good friend for

Totally right. Shuddering remembering drinking Captain Morgan before a high school dance in some idiot's car in the parking lot when I was 17. Haven't drank it since.

I wish music videos were still relevant so that Making The Video could come back! Do you remember the series they did where they got fans to make their own video..was it called "Becoming..." or something? I loved that, too.

If you're not old enough to remember the day you came home from school to watch Bye Bye Bye premiere on TRL, you absolutely cannot hang with me no matter how mature you are.

I have a lot of friends who are approaching their mid-thirties (one in their forties, who is 4 years younger than my dad!), so I feel like once you get out of college and start working full time all ages from mid-twenties to forty are about the same (granted you don't have children), so Taylor being friends with Jamie

I remember recording the "Making The Video" episode of "Bye, Bye, Bye" (on VHS, obviously). They ALL wanted to get with the actress/model who was the main "villain" of the video.

Sad about that "Bye, Bye, Bye" fact, too. I remember running home to watch the TRL video premiere.

There's no way Taylor Swift drinks rum and coke. She's probably more of a vodka tonic girl. Maybe white wine if she's feeling festive.

Me too. I'm just assuming it's a blue-green shirt. I do like to imagine that one really meek girl who is super eager to follow the rules made her own shirt out of tiny shards of sea glass.

I love Sorority girls' penchant for fancy-ing up even the most mundane of details. "GOD BECKY THIS DRESS ISN'T PURPLE YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S CLEARLY AUBERGINE."

What in the everloving fuck is a "seaglass top?"

It was during a "Seniors vs. Teachers" basketball game that my school always did the Friday before Spring Break. My friend was the MC (very much a "class clown" type), and he called me to come meet him out on the gym floor. I swear my skin had fused to the bleacher at that point, but my friends all pushed me to get