It’s really oxymoronic.....you make a living off of conspicuous consumption, but you don’t come off as a total popped collar asshole. Bravo sir, bravo—you’re a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.

meanwhile most of Texas wants Austin to die.

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.

Why are you purchase ordered?

Impeding traffic? What was behind him, the Mayor's Veyron?

...Is this what most teenagers are like? I spent my teenage years (which were just ~9 years ago) practicing cello, struggling through chemistry homework, and wallowing in self-hatred. Did I miss something?

How about modular front half instead? I like a challenge!

This is insane, there is no murder here, not by the GTR or even the Mustang driver. Everyone came here to take part in the same thing. Although it's unfortunate what happened, street racing is absolutely statistically insignificant. This isn't some murder rampage that's slaughtering our children, drunk driving is.…

I want mine to carry 2,200 lbs of downforce.

Do you want to plow a snowman?

This must be one of those Jeep things I don't understand.

I have a hilarious story about test driving a PT cruiser. A female friend of mine, whom's husband was stationed overseas asked me to go with her to test drive some cars, since even though she was a gearhead, she knew that she wouldn't be treated well at some dealerships.

I suggest you watch the video.

It's really very important that you watch the video.

I think you meant to say"especially" in the age of Obamacare.

I don't know the details of their financial situation, but you would be very surprised how fast medical expenses can drain your account. Even in the age of Obamacare...insurance companies do not really like to pay for even necessary stuff.

The Cartesian plane is pretty big

Of course you will have to be an experienced illustrator and master several different styles, both with your excellent freehand sketching and professional rendering skills.

Most important detail left out: year, make, and model. This is the kind of detail that makes all the difference.