Oh please, don't be THAT guy... Especially since this has been around since the 918 and NSX were just a twinkle in their designers' eyes.

I think we have a winner for most stunning car revealed this decade. This is beyond gorgeous in every way imaginable.

Don't press it until you have permission from Mission Control.

Man, I love that Tornado Fighter-Bomber Traction Control button.

Letting the car warm up at idle for several minutes is good.

If I'm leaving a parking garage and the gate slams on my hood, but they point to the sign that says "gate may close unexpectedly, not responsible for damage to vehicle" , can I show up the next day with a sign that says "vehicle may ram unexpectedly, not responsible for damage to gate" and proceed to break the gate…

My dealership put a relatively thin but noticeable foot-long vertical scratch in my drivers side door. I didn't notice it until I got home, then immediately called them and told them about it.

They probably could have just claimed I did it on the way home, which I wouldn't really hold against them if they genuinely…

Did the same in college with some friends at a Home Depot overflow parking lot.

One night in college I went to a giant mall parking lot and just raced around it (zero cars) in a giant circle in my MR2. After a few minutes, some guy just joined in behind me and we went round and round, tires squealing and cars sliding. After a bit, we waved to each other and left. Never saw him again.

Fuck, I'm still gray? I've been on this site for a damn decade.

Yep because it's waaaay too dangerous to actually learn to drive. Therefore we must all be dumbed down. F'ing liberals.

"...and we're not sure how good that would be on your car."

The brakes are made by Alcon because they'll pull your eyes right out of your head. It's a natural fit.

So, is this supposed to be sarcastic? Those are some of the best options, IMO. A lot of cars these days have huge blind spots due to pillars and airbags, so turning your head doesn't really help all that much. Leather seats are cold as f**k first thing in the morning in the middle of winter, so seat warmers are…

Eew! This is more like the Brainsplitter instead of the Lanesplitter.

Thongs (sandals)

"Torch"

I didn't know pedos were into offroading.

for 90% discount, he could've had this

Range Rover? No.