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Well, I'm sorry, but this is your only option:

What? Is this a joke? lol. We don't even have a nuclear fusion reactor as of yet do we? And then you have to consider how would one use this for propulsion that is on par with turbo fan engines whilst remaining safe.

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Interesting thought. Identity theft is so easy that even a thief dumb enough to return to the scene of the crime can do it.

Leave the traction control on?

They are the marine division of the great Squirrel Army trying to control and kill man kind.

Oh, you crazy beavers.

This is also a victory for mosquitos.

For some reason, out of all the slang and colloquialisms for various sex acts, "fingerblasting" sounds like one of the nastiest.

Oh, please. If you're under 30, road head or fingerblasting is normal.

I think we found what DeMuro needs to buy....

Aaaand if the Subaru was on snow tires, it would walk away. And if the M3 was on summer tires, it wouldn't move an inch.

That could actually lead to other legal problems, some valet lots aren't on location, they may need to drive a little ways, and reducing the speed or power could cause an accident trying to pull out into heavy traffic or whatever. Assuming you have plenty of power to merge (without being completely irresponsible) and

The owner "owns" the car and he's free to do whatever he wants with it. The valet does not own the car and is expected to treat other people's property with respect.

the word of the year, according to CNN is culture.... and I think the adjective of the year should be vacuous.

You can be an enthusiast without being an obsessive compulsive asshat.

Hell, a vacuous young woman in a late model Accord coupe probably hit that every time she pulled into the garage of the building where I live.