No worries. I'm greyed also. Been commenting here for 5 years. Oppo authorship. No one cares anymore. Dogs and cats, laying together. Pure anarchy.

I remember the talk I got before my first car show:

Non-original oil filter? That's $1,000 off! - Rod.

Every time I go to the Washington Auto Show, without fail at every major display, (for example, last year, F-Type Coupe) there is one douchebag that likes to pretend he knows lots of shit about the car that you don't know (often bullshit), and comes up to tell you about it like you should care, as though he wants to…

The guy that has to show everyone how cool he is by doing/attempting burnouts, by association making the responsible car guys look like dicks to the community.

Auto journalists. Usually in jackets with elbow patches.

That douche with the Ferrari jacket & the Tercel in his drive way.

The person that just has to do a "burnout" in a car they really cannot drive.

The classic "well, on a Mustang..."

Lots of neck-beards at car shows. I have brought one of my personal cars to one cruise night and was told by one "expert" that my car has been modified, some of the parts on it are incorrect. Which if funny because I ordered the car new and am the only owner. The only non-original parts are the oil, oil filter and…

Every fucking time.

The asshole who has a better car than I do. I hate that guy.

Bad Parents.

That guy who tries to peel out of Cars and Coffee and wrecks. Not all of them wreck but they are always trying to show off and prove themselves at the risk of other people's safety

This kid.

Ever hear of the coolest 4x4, neigh, vehicle, in the world? The International Scout? Don't you dare buy one or I'll kill you. I'M KEEPING THEM ALL.

"literally millions of views"

I hear the narcotics game is strong in Philly; you should get involved with that.

I found that massively more interesting than I probably should have. Slow work days will do that I guess