In fairness the video is called “Twisty Roads in a Nissan Skyline” and I do mention in the column that it is a wordless video of me driving on twisty roads in a Nissan Skyline.

If I had a nickel for every time...

I did #3. Except she threw pocket glitter at me and screeched to “let it go”

We’ve all made that mistake, right, fellas?

Before you slag on the NHTSA, take a look at some of the complaints. A lot of them are on par with Youtube and CNN comments.

A Government Agency doing a shitty job? I no believe.

I wonder if he left bad feedback on ebay after the cops disabled the vehicle so handily.

Sport shooting is a hobby.

I’m seeing a lot of people on other discussions on this topic wondering how somebody got ahold of vehicle armor. You don’t need some certified commercial grade stuff, you just call up your local steel yard and they’ll deliver it to your home.

I was sitting at a stop sign and the car behind tried to mount my Ford. Does that count?

I've never heard someone use the word coitus so often, if at all.

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all week...

First of all, I always suggest taking the insurance with rental cars with my provider. ALWAYS! why? because I don’t want to pay for damages or have it on my insurance.

I’m guessing you wanted her to stop, right?

Oh man alive do I have a story for you guys!

Must be short in other ways

Last weekend when I was driving home from St. Louis!!

Stuck it in her tailpipe once, it was hot as fuck.

Since when do gentlemen frequent Jalopnik? ;)