RL Stine can’t master a bait store?

Zach Braff looks like the freshly kneaded dough version of David Duchovny.

I feel like maybe she just said “I want revenge, baby”.

This revenge baby thing is false. Revenge is a dish best served cold and as far as I know babies must be served at 98.6 degrees.

@Miles Teller

You’re creating your own prison there, buddy.

T Pain is telling the truth.

I mean, there’s someone coming who will make you work out; that’s not the same as wanting to work out. I mean, if I had that much money, I’d probably just spend it all on nachos.

Here, use David Spade instead.

I would like to be the guitar that Lenny is playing. ::drool::

If “Oscargate” happens I am going to hunt down Dax and beat him to death with a sloth.

Madonna is the try-iest try hard ever to try hard.

That picture is something a sophomore photography major would take before her adviser told her to calm the fuck down.

If not 20.

This is where I comment on every Tweet:

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

It is good to home, Hugh. It really is.

Do you like Gladiator movies?

they’re creating an AURAL LANDSCAPE