Earth Day is the most important day of the year and should be celebrated world wise and be a national holiday and my thoughts on this have nothing to do with it being my birthday. : - p

I think there needs to be a world kebab-off: the very best Turkish, Lebanese, Georgian, Armenian, Persian, Afghan, and Pakistani kebab chefs, all throwing it down on the grill in their national styles. If we can keep the Armenians and Turks from killing each other it’ll be the greatest thing in human history.

Ryan Lochte, Sex Idiot.

Hahahaha Nick Carter you Emo fuck.

Calm down, Jen. Just go smoke a blunt and be happy there aren't approx 15 children up in your business.

Typical childless person.

Gene Simmons is REALLY starting to look like Tommy Wiseau’s Las Vegas Uncle.

Nicki’s shoes are kinda awesome but also kinda hideous, but not as hideous as Gene Simmons’ face—let alone his soul.

Roseanne Barr

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Dadbots never went out of style

My first instinct is that Tom Cruise surely has the best rolls that money can buy, but then again he probably has to avoid carbs to keep his action-star figure, so maybe not.

Nationally famous turd living in a small town where law enforcement is friends of the family.

for dogs

The people who are at risk of delivering a child with FAS are probably not going to be able to follow any advice regarding drinking during pregnancy.