They’re both terrible people and terrible parents, but Kris is the pimp. I’d wager this face was her idea.

It’s the new bailey’s Irish Cream milkshake offered by McDonalds.

Nobody wants to read your creepy real-person fetish fic, Ted Cruz.

Subtle sands of time ask riddles only the universe can answer. Put the earth’s soul in a hot air balloon and kiss it good night!

Under local anesthetic, he was able to guide the surgeon during his own operation, which proved to be successful.

I thought she was Cher for a minute.

Elizabeth Gilbert:

Shrooms. Shrooms make me see everyone in a happy, glowing, positive light. I could probably appreciate Donald Trump’s personality on shrooms, which is why drugs are bad, kids.

Crime shows came way before green drinks, as fads go.

She’s referring to Tamir Rice. The 12 yr old shot by cops for having a toy gun (in an open carry state) who was blamed for his own death because he was 5ft 7” and looked “menacing” in the words of the asshole police union. The cops claimed they repeatedly told him to drop the weapon but that was exposed as a lie since…

I think she is talking about our tendency to disbelieve all but the squeakiest-clean of victims. Putting the victim on trial is a proven defense strategy, and it is profoundly unfair.

Seriously, I bet this cat goes on all the fucking time about how she’s PRACTICALLY FAT by Hollywood standards, and how she’s SO REGULAR and she eats chee-tos and wipes her fingers on her designer fur, haha, just like you sad normals! Look at the cat falling over, OMG so relatable, not like those other cats with their…

About bloody time they updated some of these laws. Remember Savita? Of course you don’t. An Indian, Hindu woman in Ireland who died in 2012 after being denied a medically required abortion of a miscarrying foetus. She was told “Sorry, no abortion - this is a Catholic country”. She died of septicemia.

Looking at that video, I feel so bad for her. My gynecologist, before he retired, was one of the few doctors in my area who did second-trimester abortions, and he, and all of his colleagues, had to keep it secret. The stories I would hear from patients, occasionally, were just horrifying and heartbreaking: fetuses…

I’m one of those women who has had to travel for an abortion from southern Ireland to the UK. As hard as having an abortion is its nothing compared to the trauma of having to navigate your way around a different country. I was lucky though it was an option for me, for so many others with no money or freedom it’s…

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

I looked at that menu. So you say “I am yo soy Feliz”? I am I am Feliz? And then the waiter says “You are I am Feliz”? I am ... confused.

They’re both big on Landmark Forum, a cult-y dianetics-lite program that sucks thousands of dollars out of well-meaning but naive middle class white people. In fact, both of them mandate their managers attend Landmark training, usually on the managers’ own dime.