Him flinching about his ancestors owning slaves would be like black folks flinching upon learning that their ancestors were slaves. It’s American history. The chances of my ancestors not being slaves (as a black American) is just as slim as the chances that a white person’s family didn’t own slaves in some capacity…

NO. NO. HUNT THAT WOMAN DOWN. We get a fucking dozen of these calls a week, and while everybody I’ve dealt with has been super pleasant you can tell they’re calling every fucking pizza joint in the area trying to buy dough.

Heck, you shouldn’t even take those seriously, much less literally.

There are 2 italian restaurant/pizza places near my house that advertise that they sell their pizza dough, but knowing the stringent requirements* in our city, I’m led to believe they have permits to do so. And it’s phenomenal.

I’d waitressed for years at different bars & restaurants, and lasted ONE DAY at Tim Hortons. I made a mistake with an order (guy kept asking questions and changing his mind about what he wanted), and when I set his coffee on the counter next to the cash, he took the lid off and tipped it over. Coffee on the counter,…

Man nothing ruins an old racists day like being nice to someone. I work in a bakery in an area with a large middle eastern/indian population. Because of this, we have little displays for non-cracker ass holiday events like little eid al-fitr cakes and a nice spread for diwali. EVERYTIME while we get a slew of happy…

UGHHH, racist old lady, federal age limit for who can be a manager lady, lobster lady, skeletor...actually every single person who has ever been an asshole to a server/cashier/customer service person. I’ve had to suffer a variation of all these jackasses. A woman who I could not cash out because we had closed who…

This. My aunt has raised two of her boys that way, and it’s both sad and infuriating. Whenever we have get togethers, she will get into the kitchen, WHILE YOU’RE FUCKING COOKING DINNER to make her kids powdered mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. The stupid thing is that she’s a health nut and leans vaguely anti-vacc,…

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...

“Was that so hard?!”

Colin don’t ban me but St Germain in cava sounds delicious

Mother likes her food hot. Musn’t upset mother!

Dear sir

Please be aware that the correct way to chastise dirty plebs for not understanding the purity of your genius is to explain to them that they are ‘interrogating the text from the wrong perspective’.

Regards
wisht

It’s one thing to be rich and to own that shit and try to use it for the well-being of the world somehow. I respect that.

2 Things:

Imagine running across a wheat field as fast as you can. Imagine your friend running towards you as fast as possible.

Well maybe they wouldn’t arrest the first guy if he would stop stocking groceries for 2 MINUTES to talk to them and clear things up. And if his answers weren’t “I’m glad he’s dead” and “sure, I hated him. And I’ll tell you another thing, he had it coming!”

@Yoko “Now imagine colliding. Picture the cerise majesty that is your life blood streaming in ribbons from your broken noses, covering the undulating golden sheaves in sanguine glory. Exchange insurance information. Ask the plastic surgeon if he can make you nose twinsies. Realize that had you been wearing your…

Man Ice T got it right with that set of tweets. They are ALWAYS arresting the wrong guy first!

Worcestershire, straight from the bottle. L'Chaim!